ATTABOY POLYESTER

Josh Bock founded Theranos.

SCAFFOLD H.

Noah is from Philadelphia.

MARTYR DRAFT OF ARC

Chesed dislikes zucchini and volunteer work.

STREETCAR NAMED SPLUSHMORE

URETHRA!!!

GENESIS CHEESESTEAK

Kianna didn’t write a bio so the wesbite lords can say what they will. She promises to leave her inheritence to Red Hot Poker LLC.

ARGO MARTINE

Devika fought valiantly in the Civil War.

BABBLIN’ BOBBY BRUTÉ

Millie is a young, driven, passionate, lively, clean, well-decorated AirBNB with almost everything you need! Located near Shibuya station which is the center of Tokyo, it is easy to go anywhere. Home WIFI/NETFLIX/Youtube is provided!

*water heater was replaced in Jan. 2021.*

GOOSENHEIMER

Harry missed the STD section of fifth and seventh grade sex ed. He wasn’t scared, just overwhelmed.

“YOU-KNOW-WHY” DAVIDSON

Nico is Instagram famous under his account @champagnepapi

APATOW GRANGER MCFLY

In his free time, Will likes to participate in various snafus and brouhahas, and create assorted ruckuses, as well as rigmaroles. He is wanted for vehicular manslaughter in the state of Connecticut.

UNO TRUDEAU

Victoria was born to be a silly little girl, forced to do PSETs

OPTIMUS BRIAN

Meridian speaks when spoken to and also not when spoken to.

DAME DYNAMITE DULCE

Amara has thrown up in a Tesla. Have you?

SLIM DE HOPE

Nick has stood outside the Yale Women’s Center. #ally

ADMIRAL DOUBLE-YA FLAPBERRY

Prentiss misses when this band was about the music.

BWEEF BWISKET

Hey, Hey, Hey!!! Let me out! I am trapped in this stupid website!!! Pleaseeee! I can’t breathe. I am going to die in here! Someone please help…

SIGGY THE WHAMMER

Raj took the COVID vaccine and can’t stop talking like Kronk from Emperor’s New Groove.