ATTABOY POLYESTER

Josh Bock founded Theranos.

SCAFFOLD H.

Noah is from Philadelphia.

MARTYR DRAFT OF ARC

Chesed dislikes zucchini and volunteer work.

STREETCAR NAMED SPLUSHMORE

URETHRA!!!

LORD CHILLY TOTE

Be afraid of Nina Grigg.

ANTOINE ROWENA BALDEEZE

Joe uses the handrail when going downstairs.

GENESIS CHEESESTEAK

Kianna didn’t write a bio so the wesbite lords can say what they will. She promises to leave her inheritence to Red Hot Poker LLC.

LOVER BOY SWISS

Ben's been around the world, but he doesn't speak the language. But that booty doesn't need explaining. All he really needs to understand is when you, you talk dirt to him. You talk dirty to him (what?). Talk dirty to him. You talk dirty to you (what?)

ARGO MARTINE

Devika fought valiantly in the Civil War.

VEGETATION MCSTEELE

Zoe is a vegan out of spite and a woman out of convenience.

BABBLIN’ BOBBY BRUTÉ

Millie is a young, driven, passionate, lively, clean, well-decorated AirBNB with almost everything you need! Located near Shibuya station which is the center of Tokyo, it is easy to go anywhere. Home WIFI/NETFLIX/Youtube is provided!

*water heater was replaced in Jan. 2021.*

“YOU-KNOW-WHY” DAVIDSON

Nico is Instagram famous under his account @champagnepapi

APATOW GRANGER MCFLY

In his free time, Will likes to participate in various snafus and brouhahas, and create assorted ruckuses, as well as rigmaroles. He is wanted for vehicular manslaughter in the state of Connecticut.

UNO TRUDEAU

Victoria was born to be a silly little girl, forced to do PSETs

OPTIMUS BRIAN

Meridian speaks when spoken to and also not when spoken to.

DAME DYNAMITE DULCE

Amara has thrown up in a Tesla. Have you?

ADMIRAL DOUBLE-YA FLAPBERRY

Prentiss misses when this band was about the music.